Love it when you manage to wear the same eyelashes for like 3 weeks.
I also love the feeling of every so often peeling off the congealed glue from the falsies.
I do not love that after much abuse they finally deside to crumble and die in your hands… THANK FUCK I HAVE LIKE 30 MORE PAIRS!
Went to Bristol with Dad and Mark.
God a new coat, £60 in the Topshop sale. LOL! I WOULD NEVER PAY THAT!
I’m sad that I’m in Bristol tomorrow and I can’t see Hannah. Pooey poops.
Mark is a fucking dead man.
whats the best way to leave a pub after shitting myself? i dont want people to know really…..
Day with the fam and Mark.
Tomorrow with his family.
I must be the easiest person to buy for ever, literally 9/10 of the stuff I got was leopard print or makeup. I love it.
Just made an Oreo tofu “cheesecake” thanks the American oreos Mark’s dad got me.
Fuck you England and your non vegan oreos.
Nearly eaten a whole tube of paprika pringles out of sheer boredom.