Shiv Egan

Love it when you manage to wear the same eyelashes for like 3 weeks.

I also love the feeling of every so often peeling off the congealed glue from the falsies.

I do not love that after much abuse they finally deside to crumble and die in your hands… THANK FUCK I HAVE LIKE 30 MORE PAIRS!

Went to Bristol with Dad and Mark.

God a new coat, £60 in the Topshop sale. LOL! I WOULD NEVER PAY THAT!

Thanks Dad.

I’m sad that I’m in Bristol tomorrow and I can’t see Hannah. Pooey poops.

Mark is a fucking dead man.

whats the best way to leave a pub after shitting myself? i dont want people to know really…..

Best Christmas.

Day with the fam and Mark.
Tomorrow with his family.

I must be the easiest person to buy for ever, literally 9/10 of the stuff I got was leopard print or makeup. I love it.

Just made an Oreo tofu “cheesecake” thanks the American oreos Mark’s dad got me.

Fuck you England and your non vegan oreos.

Nearly eaten a whole tube of paprika pringles out of sheer boredom.