May 2013
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
I have a nude photoshoot on Friday.
I’m gonna be butt nekkid.
Does getting your knees tattooed hurt?
I’m suddenly really nervous.
I’m getting them both done on Saturday.
Help.
Anonymous asked: A joke where the punchline is a pun on rape? Really?
sexwithsquidward:
“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”
hey
instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt
maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
Never. I’m always in front. Leading the pack. Unless I don’t know where I am.
Half an hour until I finish work. Then I just have wait an hour and a half until Hannah and Chloe arrive.
Birthday weekend commences in 2 hours!
