My sister sent me a card from Australia and it came with this badge.

Basically @seaqueenlucy is the drippiest penis.

Ummmm… Barbie, what are you doing?

CYNTHIA! From @darkrcp.

@arosuicide got me this amazing Anthropologie plate! Cutest gift.

Dinosaur cake that @hannahlouu made me. I have the bestest friends!

Half an hour until I finish work. Then I just have wait an hour and a half until Hannah and Chloe arrive.
Birthday weekend commences in 2 hours!

stephmcquizzle:

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adoreandendure:

thebluthcompany:

lesserjoke:

Meet the Beardlsey family, who decided to dress up as Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development this past Halloween. Yes — all of them. Mother Autumn (Mrs. Featherbottom) explains:

A lot of people have asked how we got our kids to do it. I don’t really know why they do it, they just do. Like I said, the show is part of our family, and has taught us that family is the most important thing (unless of course you mean of the things we eat, in which case it’s breakfast).

More pictures at the link!

http://autumnandbarrett.blogspot.com/2012/11/getting-funke-on-halloween.html

BEST.FAMILY.EVER

hahahaha AMAZING

This is me in fish form.
Fat and pissed off.

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my-other-plans-fell-through:

0fmiceandmeep:

cacophiliac:

Demonstration on how a lot of girls probably achieve the beloved “thigh gap”.
Push your hips back, knees slightly apart. Tada, you have now given hundreds of girls a delusional hatred for their body amd made them think something is seriously wrong with them just because their thighs touch.

Everyone signal boost the fuck out of this ok

preach.

punkrockbetty:

omg, i just died. Get in my womb! Hahah

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